My girl, Erin Hurley is the best toilet washer in the bi-county area. She can scrub out the stains of an old port barrel top loader with ultimate flush in seconds.
In homage to my classy McLady, cause she prefers to be referred to as classic McDonald's menu items (some kinky Wisconsin thing), I have written this poem.
Dear McLady,
When I was blue, I took a poo
I looked at it, and thought of you
You clean and clean, only to find
What some a**hole left behind
On hands and knees, you scrub with brushes
Cursing as you put in 2000 flushes
While you know this is not your place
Toilet water splashes in your face
Regards,
-Brown Eye
If anyone needs their carpets trimmed, dishes juggled, or tiles scrubbed... You know who to call!
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HAHAHA.. I don't know whether to laugh or to cry, so I'll do both. Hopefully there's still only 3 people reading this :)
ReplyDeleteP.S. It do this all for you so that someday you can stay home and write poems for the dying elderly...your words are so uplifting!!
Love,
Janitor Erin
My floor could use a good scrubbin', and I shall pay you with my now worthless Tyco Beanie Baby collection.
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