Free Table!

Do you remember Free Table? That amazing game in which any food that was put in the middle of the table was up for grabs by hungry helgamites? I used to put other peoples stuff there when they weren't looking. Then I would proclaim, "Johnny, I can't believe you put your turkey lunchable in free table! Thanks man!" I lost many sweatpants during these exercises, but I generally managed to eat half the perfectly squared turkey before being humiliated.

Free table was the best.

I think Obama's economic stimulus plan should include more items that reward skilled steal-ery and quick thinking.