On the packaging for my new brain it says, "Be Extra Smart."

When I went to Walgreens for a new brain, I figured it would be an add on, not a complete swap out. Well boy was I wrong, this new brain is totally better than my old brain. This brain has none of the previous deficiencies.
- Making my body take off all it's clothes and call 911
- Drink until 5 in the morning by myself
- Miss the deceased relatives that I never knew
- Hate Alexi Semanov
- Yell at cars on the road...

This new brain is fluent in Italian: Come si dice Einstein? Einstein. It's also an expert in Psychology: Relative cognosis is only tangible if developed under the circumstances of empirical evidence. Last but not least, it knows the planets. Jupiter, the one next to jupiter, the moon of jupiter.

All I can say is this is the best 55 dollars I have ever spent.

I still hate Alexi Semanov. My new brain isn't perfect.