(San Jose, Steve Robinson News) In a tragic story, a local San Jose man was found dead in a fortune cookie factory after apparently being trapped for years. He was apparently held hostage by the "Sum Ting Rong Cookie Company" for at least 2 years. His attempts to alert the outside world to his presence were, tragically, laughed at, as people fell in love with the now famous "I am trapped in a Chinese fortune cookie company" fortune. Authorities found the man slumped over a folding table after the Sum Ting Rong Cookie Company was exposed by another cookie slave that happened to put the address on the end of the message. Unfortunatly, "Folding Phil," as he has fondly been referred to around the station, did not have his fortune come true.SR NEWS - Josh Brown
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